Name: Psuzan Death
Email: sdr@beryllium.fract.net
Psuzan has been scientifically proven to be Satsuki from CLAMP's X, set up with a new identity in deepest, darkest Maryland after BEAST went all stalker on her. She is now 22 years old, clearing up that troublesome Lolicon issue.
She was a Sysadmin in her past life, until the people of the United States forgot to elect a President and the startup she toiled at went bellyup. Our heroine now pretends to study computer science and linguistic, and is learning Mandarin and Japanese in her copious free time, English, 1337 and C being her native tongue. She is also assembling an army of robot mice to help her conquer the world, using only PIC chips and disemboweled wind-up toys.
Her sad, crippling addiction to animanga started with Akira, and then took a bizarre twist into Aa Megami-sama for a while, back when she was a Wee Lass. Fortunately, an acquaintance rescued her and introduced her to Gunm/Battle Angel, and a Shounen-DAMNIT! fan was born. Since then, she has become a slavish and devoted fan of things Gundam (UC, Z, W, and otherwise), Weiss Kreuz, Trigun, and Utena. She likes her Scotch neat, her burgers rare, her manga CLAMPish and shoujotastic, and her anime filled with prettyboys, guns, and explosions.
Recently, she found Gasaraki, and has spent many fruitless evenings trying to summon a Kugai, while dancing around the apartment to her $45 imported soundtracks. She's trying to translate the manga, and failing because she keeps stopping to note the potential for hot cross-life lesbian action.
If life was a sentai-show with five pretty boys, she'd be the underappreciated secondary female character who seems like a villain on the surface, but turns out to be smarter than everyone else in the show and working on the side of the angels.
She looks a lot like Karen Joshua, without the red hair. When not watching anime, reading manga, or writing the characters of same into sexual positions they never dreamed possible, she likes to fiddle with her many, many computers, garden, and draw, poorly.