Email: adam@yggdrasl.demon.co.uk
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Real Name: Adam Jones Email: adam@yggdrasl.demon.co.uk |
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Adam is the last known survivor of the mysterious Ing-galesh tribe; a black-robed worshipper of the dark god Yuu'nikks, he has hinted at his mastery of many of its abhorred and forbidden rites, the manner of which chills all but the hardiest of souls.
He refuses to speak of the nightmarish events which led to the desolation of his homeland, save for a few fearful whispers about the coming of a creature he calls "The Dome". Fleeing this nightmare creation, he was forced to leave his benighted country, which many believe to lie beyond the end of the world, across the Ocean of Atlantis.
Arriving half-drowned upon the unknown shores of Usenet, Adam quickly insinuated himself into the cult of An-nimay, where he lurked for many moons before a chance encounter with the fey mistress of the HAML.
Now, aided by his mysterious mechanical slaves, yggdrasl and proserpine, he has devoted himself to the study of her licentious arts, weaving dark tales of the lost and the forgotten.
He is also trying to see if he can get his hair to grow fractals.
For some reason, he is morbidly afraid of cameras. Perhaps he believes that they are the disparate fragments of a soul-stealing alien gestalt.
Some have suggested that his enjoyment of cross-country running and study of mathematics are symptomatic of latent masochistic tendencies, a rumour which Adam vehemently denies. Any suggestion that he has ever been seen wearing a dress is entirely ludicrous. He would like to make this perfectly clear.
He has just calculated that he reads approximately three hundred times faster than he writes. He is quite impressed by this statistic. Adam has also discovered that he rather likes writing about himself in the third person, although it may be giving him a headache.
The 'h' on his keyboard doesn't work as well as it should.